“

Damien: so sometimes your sister does this, where she flips me off. So naturally I have to throw her on the floor and spit in her face.

Josi: is this before or after you throw her on the floor?

Damien looks down with an evil smirk.

”

May 4 2013 1 note

Dream Killer 2000

Is what Damien  has dubbed my alarm clock.

Oct 30 2012

foxwolf333:

Bloggers with no Internet.

The dude in the middle is SO doing the Aang dance!

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Oct 30 2012 164,066 notes

“

Me: Well I have a perfect song for (Insert name of strongly disliked person here) who’s by my most favorite artist ever

Damien: “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj?

Me: Oh yeah exactly!

Damien: I always thought that was Nicki Minaj’s autobiography..

”

— Adventureswithdamien

Oct 30 2012 1 note
This is how my bro and I smile.

This is how my bro and I smile.

Oct 25 2012 1 note
arielthenerd: marchingduck: astropolice: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard.  and yet its still relevant to today…

arielthenerd:

marchingduck:

astropolice:

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. 

and yet its still relevant to today…

(Source: the-acid-erosion-of-my-life)

Oct 25 2012 78,261 notes
tianamarlene: Are you my mommy? Ugh this is so sick

tianamarlene:

Are you my mommy? Ugh this is so sick

Oct 20 2012 45 notes
reneeejp: My office is more awesome than your office. I did this with a 4 foot long dead bull snake that I found in my car (thanks to my friends). Kept it in a Mickey D’s bag for like 3 months, planning my revenge.

reneeejp:

My office is more awesome than your office.

I did this with a 4 foot long dead bull snake that I found in my car (thanks to my friends). Kept it in a Mickey D’s bag for like 3 months, planning my revenge.

Sep 20 2012 890 notes

(Source: pushthemovement)

Sep 12 2012 114,790 notes

Cake and Longboarding

  • Me:

    Hey can I ride your longboard for a little while?

  • Damien:

    Sure, sweetums.

  • Me:

    Thanks sugarcake!

  • Damien:

    I'M NOT SUGAR CAKE!!!!

  • Me:

    Then what are you?

  • Damien:

    I'm diabetes kid.

Sep 11 2012